Driving Jokes Category

Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. His own car was off the road being serviced."Sure," said Morry, "I`ll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside."As they`re driving along, Moshe says, "Morry, what`s that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?""That`s my digital clock."A few minutes later, Moshe asks, "And what`s that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?""That`s my tachometer," says Morry.Then a few minutes after that, Moshe starts to ask, "But what`s that....""Hold on a minute, Moshe," says Morry, "I can see you`ve never been in a Rolls Royce before.""Never in the front seat." says Moshe. Read more