Drummer Jokes Category

What did the drummer get... Read more

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his ke... Read more

Why do bands have bass players... Read more

A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I`d like to look at the accordions, please."The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accord... Read more

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 mi... Read more

In New York City, an out of work jazz drummer named Ed was thinking of throwing himself off a bridge. But then he ran into a former booking agent who told him about the fantastic opportunities for drummers in Iraq. The agent said "If you can find your way over there, just take my card and look up the bandleader named Faisal--he`s the large guy with the beard wearing gold pajamas and shoes that curl up at the toes." Ed hit up everyone he knew and borrowed enough to buy transport to Iraq. It took several days to arrange for passport, visas, transportation into Iraq and the shipping of his equipment, but he was finally on his way.Ed arrived in Baghdad and immediately started searching for Faisal. He found guys in pajamas of every color but gold. Finally, in a small coffeehouse, he saw a huge man with a beard--wearing gold pajamas and shoes that curl... Read more

What do you call someone who hang... Read more

Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and... Read more

How do you know when a drummer is knocking ... Read more

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerand... Read more