Dumb Laws Jokes Category

It`s illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

It`s illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

It`s illegal to take a lion to the movies.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws) Read more

Ottumwa: "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."(Iowa Dumb Laws) Read more

Fort Madison: The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.(Iowa Dumb Laws) Read more