Dumb Men Jokes Category

Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can`t drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards," his friend advise... Read more

Q. What`s the difference between a man and E.T.?

A. E.T. phoned home.Q. How do men get excersize at the beach?

A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.Q. What`s a man`s idea of helpin with the housework?

A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes oneliners?

A. So men can understand them.Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We iron/ they wrinkle.Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?

A. Government bonds matur... Read more

8 things you`ll never hear a man say...8. Here honey, you use the remote.7. You know, I`d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That`s one movie I gotta see!5. While I`m up... Read more

Why do men think they`re so superior if the... Read more

Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?

A.Stare at his crotch and laugh.Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?

A.Because they have nothing else to brag about.Q:I... Read more

3 ways to have fun with men:1.tell him that this girl he likes wants a kiss2.take out the batteries on the remote and then tell ... Read more

Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I ... Read more

There were three guys on top of the cn tower, and they met a genie, the genie said I will give you one wish each, what you wish for you will jump off and land in it. the first guy wished to land in gold, s... Read more

I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I... Read more

How can you tell if a ma... Read more