Easter Jokes Category

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?

A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn`t fit in?

A: Mallardjusted.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?

A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?

A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?

A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?

A: Soup and quackers!