An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts...

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "What`s wrong? The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She`s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?
The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can`t remember where I live!