Elephant Jokes Category

Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?B... Read more

How do you kill a blue elephant?Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a red elephant?Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a green elephant?Tell it a d... Read more

Why do elephants walk on four feet?Because if t... Read more

Why do elephants travel in herds?Because if they tr... Read more

How do you get three elephants in a taxi?One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.How do you know there is an elephant in your house?There`s a taxi outside with two impatient elephants.How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?There`s a taxi outside it with two impatient elephants.And what if you don`t notice the taxi?There are footprints in the butter.How do you get an elephant into the refrigerato... Read more

Why do ducks have flat feet?For stamping out forest fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?For ... Read more

How to catch a white elephant: Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row. After the... Read more

Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?T... Read more

How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow . . . . uh . . . . Except for the elephant, of course.What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill!What did Tarzan... Read more

A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery."You`ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewelry and climbed back into the truck. The doors closed and the truck pulled away."The desk sergeant said, "... Read more