Elevator Jokes Category

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Sell Girl Scout cookies. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Read more

Fun thing to do in an elevator... Shave. Read more