Entertainment Jokes Category

Gas prices are so high that when this college girl pulled into a gas station and asked for 2 dollar`s worth, the attendant dabbed some behind her ears. Read more

Inflation is creeping up, a young man said to his friend. "Yesterday I ordered a $25.00 steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my American Express card “ and it fit. Read more

The reading material at the barbershop consisted entirely of murder stores, mysteries, thrillers, and ghost tales.
When Peter asked the barber if he wanted to terrify his customers he replied.
"No Peter. These books make the customers` hair stand up and then it becomes
easier to trim and cut.
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After twelve years in prison, a man finally escapes. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, "Where have you been? You escaped eight ours ago! Read more

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?
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A lady sitting at home got a phone call. She answered it; a strange sounding man said, "This is the Viper. I am coming." the lady was frightened. 5 minutes later she got another phone call the same man replied" This is the Viper. I am almost there." The lady was terrified. Another 5 minutes later the phone range again. It was the same man. He said, " I am coming up now." The lady was so scared she called the police. Before the police got there, a man walked in the door with a bucket of water and a window wiper. The man said " I'm the Viper I vome to vipe your vindows!" Read more

Bob goes with his friend, a comedian, to a comedian's meeting. When they get there, one of the men stands up and shouts out "34! and all the other comedians laugh hysterically. Bob turns to his friend and says "I don't get what was so funny! and his friend explains to him that the Comedians' Guild has assigned each joke a number to make them easier to tell.
All through dinner, the members of the Guild stand up and say numbers, and every time, everyone laughs, so Bob decides to give it a try. He stands up, and shouts out his favorite number: "54!" Dead silence.
Bob turns to his friend and asks "What did I do wrong? When ever you do it, they laugh!" And his friend answered, "You didn't tell it well."
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A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put in reverse, and bang -right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang - right into the car in front.
A young woman watching the maneuver couldn't contain herself, "Do you always park by ear?" she asked. Read more

"I`d like some really tight jeans.
"Certainly, sir. Will you walk this way?
"If they`re as tight as yours I`ll probably have to.
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Hey have you heard about the sidewalk?
No! Well it`s all over town!!!
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