Eskimo Jokes Category

Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can`t have yourkayak and heat it too. Read more

For me, Eskimos are a hobby … kinda like women. The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount. Read more

What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide itscircumference by its diameter? Eskimo pi. Read more

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide. Read more

Three eskimo were talking about how cold it was when one mentioned that his igloo was as cold as he could remember. The eskimo said, “Come to my igloo and I’ll show you how cold it is.” So the three men trodded off to the igloo and there they found a can of beer frozen solid. The second eskimo said, “My igloo is much colder than this; come over and see what I mean.” So they took off for the second eskimo’s igloo to find that a fresh pot of hot coffee froze as it was poured into a cup. The third eskimo said, “That’s not cold, my igloo is so much colder than both of yours. Come over and see.” So they tracked through the snow to the third igloo where the eskimo pulled down the furs on his bed. The other two eskimo stared in amazement at 3 frozen balls that lay on the bed. The eskimo lit a match and held it under the three frozen balls and they burst with a ‘fart,’ ‘fart,’ ‘fart.’ Read more

An Eskimo was tapping on some ice looking for some fish when a voice said; “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo just ignored it and carried on tapping. Again, the voice echoed saying “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo shouted up “Who are you… God?” and the voice replied, “No, the ice-rink manager!” Read more

An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you`ve blown a seal." "No," says the Eskimo, "it`s just frost on my moustache." Read more

An eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic`s shop. After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns, and says,"Look`s like you just blew a seal." Read more

One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn’t take long before the wife got lost. The Eskimo husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife’s description. “What’s that?” asked Eskimo. “Well, you see a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5’11”, 140 lbs, 38-25-36 measurements. Now, what can you tell me about your wife?” “The heck with my wife”, said the Eskimo, “lets go look for yours!” Read more

What’s the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo? A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel, while an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit. Read more