Eskimo Jokes Category

Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the ... Read more

For me, Eskimos are a hobby … kinda like women. The small ones you throw ba... Read more

What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and ... Read more

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in ... Read more

Three eskimo were talking about how cold it was when one mentioned that his igloo was as cold as he could remember. The eskimo said, “Come to my igloo and I’ll show you how cold it is.” So the three men trodded off to the igloo and there they found a can of beer frozen solid. The second eskimo said, “My igloo is much colder than this; come over and see what I mean.” So they took off for the second eskimo’s igloo to find that a fresh pot of hot ... Read more

An Eskimo was tapping on some ice looking for some fish when a voice said; “You won’t find any fish under there!” The Eskimo just ignored it and carried on tapping. Agai... Read more

An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic look... Read more

An eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The eskimo cruised into town, and st... Read more

One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn’t take long before the wife got lost. The Eskimo husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife’s des... Read more

What’s the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo? A eunuch is a massive vass... Read more