Eskimo Jokes Category

What’s the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo? A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel, while an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit. Read more

A tourist goes to the pole, and meets an Eskimo. “During the summer you don’t have any nights, and during the winter you don’t have any days… What do you do during that endless summer day?” he asks. “We go fishing, and make love to our women,” the Eskimo replies. The tourist thinks a while, and asks another question: “Then, what do you do during that endless winter night?” Eskimo grins: “We don’t go fishing…” Read more

Here little Eskimo…. come out come out where ever you are. Read more

1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from? 2nd Eskimo: Alaska 1st Eskimo: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself! Read more

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Eskimo! Eskimo who? Eskimo questions – he’ll tell you no lies! Read more

Two eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question. The big one nudges the little one and says, “Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.” The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big eskimo nudges the little one and says, “Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.” The little eskimo timidly says, “May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?” The Mother Superior answers, “There are no midget nuns living here.” The big eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, “Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.” The little eskimo asks in a quavering voice, “Well. Are there any midget nuns in Alaska?” The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, “Why no, I don’t believe so.” With this the big eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. “See”, he says to the little eskimo, “I told you you screwed a penguin!” Read more

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, ‘You’ve blown a seal, mate.’ To which the Eskimo hastily replies, ‘No I haven’t! That’s just frost on my moustache.’ Read more

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klon-dike bar. Read more

How does the Eskimo mend his house? With iglue! Read more

A fat little brown eskimo man finds a magic lamp. Waisting no time, His 3 wishes were to be thin, white and surrounded by pussy. The genie said `Poof, my little native friend you`r a tampon!` Read more