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Rating 4.50 from 5 ( 2 votes ) :
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said t... Read more
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is... Read more
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A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden." "Very nic... Read more
Rating 4.20 from 5 ( 5 votes ) :
A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some ... Read more
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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, "I`m a fire chief, I`m not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I`m a fire chief." The angels replied, "You`ll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir." While waiting at the back of the line he saw a se... Read more
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A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That`s easy, each time one of your ... Read more
Rating 4.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador`s costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I`m Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire." The firemen begged and... Read more
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There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner was frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of the blaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground was gained and a mutual... Read more
Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
Q: Why don`t Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the... Read more
Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn`t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "that does it! I am going out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked, "how did you get that?" The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck". The cap... Read more
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