Fishing Jokes Category

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I`d like to see your fishing licenses.""We don`t have any." replied the first blonde."Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden."But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren`t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we`re collecting debris ... Read more

The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."The American then asked, "Why didn`t you stay out longer and catch more fish?"The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family`s needs."The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would ... Read more

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all, while the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secret is."mmmmm mmm m... Read more

A guy gets up really early in the morning to go ice fishing. He goes out onto the ice with his tent, his pick and his fishing rod, and starts to pick at the ice. Then he hears a big booming voice: "THERE`S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"The guy looks around and then starts to pick at the ice again. ... Read more

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along."I`ll never do that again!" he told his mothe... Read more

Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A. One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!Q. What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish?

A. One`s slimy and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water.TRIVIA: The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day witho... Read more

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish. Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in Sam`s boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.Sam`s approach was simple: He took out a sti... Read more

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish thatwould offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with aWalleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to ... Read more

Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other.Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It?s... Read more

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat.He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?""That`s my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above ... Read more