One of my daughter`s wedding presents was a toaste...

One of my daughter`s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner`s manual!" her husband shouted."I can`t find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box."Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner`s manual is burnt to a crisp."