Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of...

Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated "best email of 1997".The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"G: "Uh..yes..I`d like some bacon and eggs"RS: "Ow July den?"G: "What??"RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"G: "Crisp will be fine."RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"G: "What?"RS:"San tos. July San tos?"G: "I don`t think so"RS: "No? Judo one toes??"G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don`t know what`judo one toes `means."RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"G: "English muffin!! I`ve got it! You were saying `Toast.` Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."RS: "We bother?"G: "No..just put the bother on the side."RS: "Wad?"G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."RS: "Copy?"G: "Sorry?"RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that`s all."RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"G: "Whatever you say"RS: "Tendjewberrymud"G: "You`re welcome"