Football Jokes Category

As in many homes on New Year`s Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on t... Read more

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.`I liked it, but I couldn`t understand w... Read more

It`s hard to find quality field-goal kickers for the Islamic Football League, because le... Read more

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I`m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes ... Read more

Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?Read more

Years ago famed Chicago Bears coach George Halas was screaming at a referee from outside the designated coaching area when the ref slapped George with a 5 yard penalty.Halas threw down his hat and yelled at ... Read more

A Denver Broncos fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Mile High Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.The guy said, "Yes, that`s my wife`s seat. We have never miss... Read more

Two guys are talking about their boss`s upcoming wedding.One says, "It`s ridiculous, he`s rich, but he`s 93 years old, and she`s just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"The other says, "Wel... Read more

John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & Whit... Read more

One man to another, "My wife thinks I put football before marri... Read more