Ford Jokes Category

What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?Would you like a tow home? Read more

What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway! Read more

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I`ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I`ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said "Get in with me and I`ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!" Read more

Buy a Ford and you buy the best.Drive the first mile and walk the rest. Read more

Ford Acronyms:Fix Or Repair DailyFound On Road DeadBackwards... Driver Returns On FootBackwards... Dorks Ride On FordsFactory Ordered Road DisasterFactory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)Flip Over Read DirectionsFour Old Rusted DoorsFixed On Race DayFord Owner Really DumbFor Only Retarded DriversFord Owners Recommend DodgeFlipped Over Russian DunebuggyFound On Russian DumpFor Off Road Deathit Freaking Only Runs DownhillFat Old Rusted DogFreaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)Frigin Oakies Really Dig itFunky Old Road DogFound On Roadside`s DestroyedBackwards...Don`t Ride Over FiftyFixed-up Old Repossesed DodgeFound Old Rebuilt DodgeForget OutRunning DaleFound On Railroad DesertedFound On Railroad DeadFools Only Read DirectionsFirst On Repair DollyFavorite Of Redneck DriversBackwards- Dumb Retards Own FordsFunny Old Rebuilt DodgeFast Only Rolling DownhillFound On Russian DumpForfiet On Race DayFound On River DeadFailure Of Research & Development Read more

From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home. Read more

Tom: My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang.Jim: So what did you do to them to tick them off? Read more

Ashes to ashes,dust to dust.If it wasn`t for Fords,our tools would rust. Read more

Ford...At least they circled the problem. Read more

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill it with gas! Read more