Ford Jokes Category

What did the Chevy sat to the F... Read more

What does Ford stand for?F... Read more

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I`ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I`ll give you two lo... Read more

Buy a Ford and you buy the best.Driv... Read more

Ford Acronyms:Fix Or Repair DailyFound On Road DeadBackwards... Driver Returns On FootBackwards... Dorks Ride On FordsFactory Ordered Road DisasterFactory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)Flip Over Read DirectionsFour Old Rusted DoorsFixed On Race DayFord Owner Really DumbFor Only Retarded DriversFord Owners Recommend DodgeFlipped Over Russian DunebuggyFound On Russian DumpFor Off Road Deathit Freaking Only Runs DownhillFat Old Rusted DogFreaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)Fri... Read more

From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks a... Read more

Tom: My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang.Ji... Read more

Ashes to ashes,dust to dust.If it wa... Read more

Ford...At least they ... Read more

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