Ford Jokes Category

SPEED KILLSDRIVE A FORDLIVE FOR EVER Read more

The people who say they would rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy usually do. Read more

This is your brain"CHEVY",This is your brain on drugs"FORD" Read more

Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can`t afford one, and when he adds that he`d "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare. Read more

Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodymic?So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away. Read more

Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enough to run a race before needing another weeks work. Read more

Ford Escort Me To A Chevrolet Dealer. Read more