French Jokes Category

Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German? A: Welcome! Read more

Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap. Read more

Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms? A: To see all their other ships. Read more

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him. Read more

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion. Read more

The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking. Read more

But now you`ve made a big mistake, and one that you`ll regret; you took sides with our enemies, and that we won`t forget. Read more

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"? A: Because it`s never seen in a combat zone. Read more

Q: What`s the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. Read more

Q: What`s the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchman`s soap. Read more