French Jokes Category

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A: A salesman. Read more

Q: Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog? A: Yes, it is unfair to amphibians. Read more

For just a strip of dismal beach they paid a hero`s price, to save a foreign nation they all made the sacrifice. Read more

Chirac said every war means loss, perhaps for France that`s true, for they`ve lost every battle since the days of Waterloo. Read more

Q: How do you ruin a French party?

A: Flush the punch bowl. Read more

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint. "No ma`m," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher. Read more

I`ll take the Brits, the Aussies, the Israelis and the rest, for when it comes to valor we have seen that they`re the best. Read more

Q: why do the french smell like balls?

A: because they are gay. Read more

the french are bad at war! Read more

Q.Whats french, brown and sticky? A. a french stick Read more