French Jokes Category

Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that`s pushing it. Read more

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn`t matter; if you`re depending on the French to do the job, it`s screwed anyway. Read more

Q: What`s the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better. Read more

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are visited by a genie who grants them one wish each. The Englishman wishes he was transported to a beautiful paradise. The American wishes he was rich and famous. The Frenchman wishes the Englishman and the American were back to make his mind up for him. Read more

Q: What happens when a Frenchman doesn`t pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering. Read more

Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis? A: He couldn`t find a lake with a hill in it. Read more

Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there? A: The duck wins. Read more

Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude? A: Trois Read more

We`ll win this war without you and we`ll total up the cost, and take it from your foreign aid, and then you`ll feel the loss. Read more

And now the shores of Normandy are lined with blocks of white: Americans who didn`t turn from someone else`s plight. Read more