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Office LingoActivate:To make carbons and add more ...

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Office LingoActivate:To make carbons and add more names to the memo.Advanced Design:Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency`s copywriters.All New:Parts not interchangeable with existing models.Approved:Needs revisingAutomatic:That which you cannot repair yourself.Channels:The trails left by interoffice memos.Clarify:To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.Conference:A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.Confidential Memo:No time to photocopy for the whole office.Consultant:Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch.Forwarded For Your Consideration:You hold the bag for a while.FYI:Found yesterday, interested?In Conference:Nobody can find him/her.Let`s Get Together On This:I`m assuming you`re as confused as I.Note & Initial:I`m not taking the fall for this myself.Policy:We can hide behind this.Please See Me:Come down to my office. I`m lonely.Top Priority:It may be stupid but the boss wants it.We Are Taking A Survey:We need more time to think of an answer or we can`t find anyone willing to be responsible for this.Will Advise In Due Course:If we figure it out, we`ll let you know.

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