Redefining WordsAbdicate - v. To give up all hope ...

Redefining WordsAbdicate - v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.Carcinoma - n. A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.Esplanade - v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie.Lymph - v. To walk with a lisp.Gargoyle - n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.Bustard - n., a very rude Metrobus driver.Coffee - n., a person who is coughed upon.Flatulence - n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are runover by a steamroller.Balderdash - n., a rapidly receding hairline.Semantics - n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest`s prayer book together just before vespers.Marionettes - n., residents of Washington D.C. who have been jerked around by the mayor.Oyster - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.