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The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary... alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a new definition!1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.3) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.4) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn`t get it.5) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.6) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.7) Karmageddon: It`s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it`s like, a serious bummer.8) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas toseem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

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