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Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you`re one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA - Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association.Try the questionnaire below. The results could surprise you! If you can`t even read the question, you`re halfway there already - just get someone to fill out our full color brochure at any trailing chemist, and you`ll be in for some, good old fashioned non-challenging material.1. Which of the following was one of the famous Marx Brothers?a. STRETCHb. SKIDc. HARPOd. TYRE2. The number missing from the series (1,2,4,..,16) is:a. YELLOWb. GERANIUMc. 8d. TYRE3. The letter missing from the series (a,b,c,..,e) is:a. zb. bc. dd. TYRE4. A man walks into a Barber Shop, with $5.00. He buys 2 lemons at 45c each, 1 Pickled Eel for $2.40, 4 packets of washing powder for $3.15 each. What will happen?a. The Barber will wonder where all the stuffs coming fromb. He wasn`t in a Barber`s shop, it was a Dairyc. The Barber will ask him if he`s from MUNSAd. Tyre5. Two trains leave the same station, but moving in opposite directions. The first train is travelling at 50km/hr EAST, while the second one is travelling 50km/hr WEST. Which train is travelling the fastest?a. The one going EASTb. The one going WESTc. Neitherd. Tyree. Why aren`t there (e.)`s in all the other questions6. What comes next in the series (RED, GREEN)a. A carb. Orangec. Insufficient Datad. Tyre7. Mona Lisa was:a. A dissatisfied womanb. A song by Billy Idolc. A paintingd. Tyre8. The cold war was about:a. Iceb. Autumnc. A few people at the top not liking each otherd. Tyre9. Complete the following Sequence: (Tyre Tyre Tyre)a. Tyreb. Tyrec. Tyred. Pardon?Ok, time to total up all your marks. Those of you who haven`t mastered addition yet, go straight on to the application; you`re the sort of person we`re looking for. If not, Give yourself 5 points for every D, -5 for every C, (+10 if you can`t add negative numbers yet), 0 for every B and 0 for every A you ticked. How did you do?90 to 50: OK! You`re the sort of person we`re looking for. Add 10 points to your score if you haven`t got the hang of using anything but crayons yet.50 to -20: Who`s been doing late night studying then? Sorry, you`re just a run of the mill pleb - push off.-20 to -90: A computer geek I bet. Go join some place where they talk big numbers and floppy disks!Is 85 between 90 and 50? Alright! Go to the bottom of the class! You`re a leading light in our Association; get someone to fill the form in for you and welcome aboard!What will MUNSA do for you?MUNSA is a group of people just like yourself, and as such will have much the same interests. We`ll meet once a month to watch American Game Shows (Except for our "advanced" class which will be watching the Australian Imitations), Television Dating Games, and listening to Pulic readings of Romance Novels. Also at the meetings, you`ll have the opportunity to buy:* Swamp land at ridiculously inflated prices* Genuine Japanese imports with UNTAMPERED ODOMETERS (with scratces on it)* Slice/Dice/Mince/Stack shelf-mount food mungers from C-Tel* "Safe" relocatable houses from Chernobyl and many many more things, as yet not exploited.As a special initial offer, you will be given a free Brain Warning device which rings an alarm if your IQ gets above 25, in time for you to go back to your local for a couple of jugs of your favourite Weasels. Read more

When people get behind the wheel of a car, their true personality comes out. In California, the Department of Motor Vehicles knows this. Anyone can get a drivers license in California, I mean ANYONE! But to get a license to drive in Los Angeles, California, one must get a special endorsement on their license. Would you qualify for that special endorsement? Take this test, total your score and see.1: Which part of your car wears out most often?a: the wiper bladesb: the beltsc: the horn2: Automatic door locks are good for...a: securityb: conveniencec: messing with the heads of people trying to get in3: I hate the rain because...a: it lowers visibility and makes for less safe conditionsb: I answered (a) to question #1c: I just washed my car4: Please select the statement that best describes you.a: I have never written in the dust on someone`s carb: I have written "wash me" in the dust on someone`s carc: I have drawn genitalia in the dust on someone`s car5: The "bright" setting on your headlights is for...a: dark, poorly lit roadsb: flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the wayc: revenge!6: I have enough power in my car stereo system to...a: get it loud enough to drown out road noiseb: get it headbanging loud for my Metallica CDc: cause permanent hearing loss to anyone within ten feet7: How many times have you been pulled over for speeding in the last year?a: zero or one, because I`m generally a safe driverb: two or three, because I`ve had some unlucky breaksc: before or after they took my license away?8: What hand gesture do you use most while driving?a: "go ahead"b: "thank you"c: "@#!*&%^!"9: When a bicyclist is next to you, you should...a: be aware of themb: speed up and get past themc: open the door10: Your rear view mirror is for...a: watching for approaching carsb: watching for approaching police carsc: checking your hair11: If you are driving and you begin to feel very sleepy, you should...a: pull off to the side of the road and restb: stop at the next convenience mart and get a liter of coffee or Mountain Dewc: drive faster12: The Highway Patrol exists to...a: ensure the safety of all motoristsb: issue as many tickets as possiblec: keep donut shops in business13: You are supposed to signal a turn or lane change...a: 50 feet priorb: 25 feet priorc: right after you do it14: If I had a lot of money, I`d spend it on...a: a minivanb: a really cool sports car or 4-wheelerc: bail15: The best thing about a chauffered limousine is...a: I don`t have to driveb: I can stretch out, relax, and have a drinkc: leaning out the open sunroof and shouting at peopleScoring The Quiz:Give yourself one point for every A, two for every B, and three for every C. Total up the points and compare it to the list below.15-24 PointsYou`re a good driver. You watch the speed limit, remain calm, and observe not only the rules of the road, but also the etiquette. And since you drive so safely and so politely, in just about any city, you`ll live a long time. Long enough to drive slower and slower with each passing decade until you`re one of those old people in a big car, going ten miles under the speed limit in the fast lane and pissing all the rest of us off. Except in Los Angeles, of course, where the properterm for you is "road kill". You, do not qualify to drive in Los Angeles. Please leave the city immediately!25-35 PointsHey! Joe Average! In just about any city you`re considered a decent driver without being boring. You get where you`re going fast without too much danger. In fact, you`re the type of person we all like to ride with... Well, all of us except your mother, because "you`re going too fast! Watch out for that car in front of you!You`re going to kill us all!" In Los Angeles, the proper term for you is "survivor". Complete the application below, it will be reviewed and you will be notified by mail.36-45 PointsCongratulations, you qualify as a real L.A. driver. Complete the Application from below, then pick up your cell phone, grab some extra ammo, jump in your BMW and head for the freeways. Remember it is you against all those crazy drivers! You earn the title of "Victor"! Read more