German Jokes Category

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican an... Read more

An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported.Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him.The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport.Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are se... Read more

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A. The... Read more

There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew. They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, "Tick - Tock" over and over.After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started telling all he knew, signing everything they put in front ofhim.An hour la... Read more

Knock Knock!Who`s there?Germany.Germany, w... Read more

After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany... Read more

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off."The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing."The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem."A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off... Read more

Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?So t... Read more

Q: What`s the difference between a German and a shopping trol... Read more

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany`s ... Read more