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Rating 1.25 from 5 ( 4 votes ) :

Barely twenty minutes after teeing off a woman walks into the clubhouse and she's grimacing in pain.
"What's the matter? The club pro asked
" I got stung by a b... Read more
Rating 3.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, o... Read more
Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 3 votes ) :
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."
Tom looked at hi... Read more
Rating 3.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit... Read more
Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree... Read more
Rating 4.50 from 5 ( 2 votes ) :
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What`s so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will b... Read more
Rating 2.00 from 5 ( 2 votes ) :
A young minister and an elderly parishoner were playing golf. The minister's game was off and the old man was beating him badly.

At the end of the game, the old man tri... Read more
Rating 1.50 from 5 ( 2 votes ) :
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, "Do you play golf?"
"Sure," said McGee, "I play well en... Read more
Rating 3.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :
Two men were talking about golf. One of them said, "I shoot in the 70's." The other replied, "Th... Read more
Rating 2.00 from 5 ( 1 votes ) :

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunke... Read more
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