A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on ...

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five pounds."When the blonde returns, she`s lost nearly 20 pounds."Why, that`s amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"The blonde nods. "I`ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor."No, from skipping," replied the blonde.