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A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St. Peter inviteshim to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings withinterest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher?s entryin the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, ?Okay, we?ll let you in, but takethat cloth robe and wooden staff.?The preacher is astonished and replies, ?But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely, I rate higher than a cabby.?St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: ?Here we are interested in results. When youpreached, people slept. When the cabby drove his taxi, people prayed.?

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