Saint Peter is checking ID`s at the Pearly Gates, ...

Saint Peter is checking ID`s at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter.The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn`t sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our descendants are all set for about three generations."St. Peter says, "That`s quite something. Come on in. Next!"The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, "I struck it big in the stock market, but I didn`t selfishly just provide for my own like that Texan guy. I donated five million to Save the Children.""Wonderful!" says Saint Peter. "Come in. Who`s next?"The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast look, "Well, I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime.""Heavens!" says St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"