While carpenters were working outside the old hous...

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a quick solution. "I`ll put down newspapers.""That`s all right, lady," he responded. "I`m already trained."