Idiots Jokes Category

Son: Father, do you know that I can name the capital of all 50 states?
Father: Son, I'm so proud of you. What's the capital of texas?
Son: PASS!! Read more

Did you hear about the rock`n`roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
Then he found out he only needed a haircut.
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In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage.
Ring master proudly challenged the audience "Can anyone do it?"
One person from the audience slowly answered "I can, but first take the stupid Lion out"
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Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!
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A man goes into B&Q and says, "I`d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.
"Certainly says the salesman, "Are they for a garage?
"No says the man; "They`re for a Bar-B-Q
"Why do you need so many? asks the salesman
"Well, says the man "We live in a 3rd floor flat.
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A man, woman and an Antartian were each going into the desert on a car trip. They could only bring one thing. The man brought some food, so they wouldn't starve to death, the woman brought some water so they wouldn't dehydrate. Now the Antartian, he brought a car door, so he could role down the window if he got hot! Read more

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
He could hardly finish drinking the bath! Read more

A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream. The friend asked him what he thought he was doing. The reply, "My doctor told me to go on a low fat diet. Read more