Everyone Repeat After Me1. "I won`t get bad luck, ...

Everyone Repeat After Me1. "I won`t get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear any music or see a cool pop up screen if I don`t forward this.2. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria`s Secret doesn`t know anything about a gift certificate they`re supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount even if HAVE forwarded my e-mail to more than 50 people.3. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coke-a-Cola, Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to 10 people who don`t know who the devil I am anyway.4. I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward this. NEVER!!!!5. My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward this.6. There is NO SUCH THING as an Email tracker, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more people.7. There is no kid with cancer through the Make-A-Wish program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and doesn`t want any more postcards, calling cards or get-well cards! (His garbage pick-up fees are through the roof from sacks of mail.)8. The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.9. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, or program I will receive immediately after I forward this.10. People are just trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.11. The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of-before disease for every email address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don`t donate!12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to my friends for fear they will think I am not their friend or by telling me I have no conscience or don`t believe in Jesus Christ.If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it along. Even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I`m SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if He does, I`m sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying forward`s in it!"