Misunderstandings about the InternetCustomer: "I`d...

Misunderstandings about the InternetCustomer: "I`d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"Customer: "I would like an Internet please."Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"Customer: "I don`t have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?"Customer: "We`re getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?"Customer: "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"Customer: "We`re going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?"Customer: "I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?"Customer: "What do you mean I have to pay for Internet access??"Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it`s gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"Customer: "The Internet site`s giving me a busy signal!"Customer: "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"