A wealthy farmer went to church one Sunday. After...

A wealthy farmer went to church one Sunday. After services he said to the irish priest, "irish father, that was a damned good sermon you gave, damned good!" "I`m happy you liked it," said the irish priest. "But I wish you wouldn`t use those terms in expressing yourself." "I can`t help it," said the rich farmer. "I still think it was a damned good sermon. In fact, I liked it so much I put a fifty pound note in the collection basket." "The hell you did?!" replied the irish priest.