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Rabbi Levine is walking slowly out of a Shul in Golders Green when a gust of wind blows his hat down the street. He`s an old man and can`t walk fast enough to catch his hat. Across the street, Bernie sees what`s happening, rushes over, grabs the hat and returns it to Rabbi Levine.
"I don`t think I would have been able to catch my hat." Rabbi Levine says. He places his hand on Bernie`s shoulder and says, "May God bless you."
Bernie thinks, "I`ve just been blessed by the Rabbi, this must be my lucky day." So he goes into a betting shop and sees in the first race a horse named `Top Hat` at 20 to 1. He bets £50 and the horse comes in first. In the second race, Bernie sees a horse named Fedora at 30 to 1 so he bets it all and this horse comes in first also.
When Bernie finally returns home to his wife, she asks him where he`s been. He explains how he caught the Rabbi`s hat and was blessed by him and then went to a betting office and started winning on horses that had a hat in their names.
"So where`s the money?" she asks.
"I lost it all in the ninth race. I bet on a horse named Chateau and it lost."
"You fool, Chateau is a house, Chapeau is a hat."
"It doesn`t matter," Bernie said, "the winner was some Japanese horse named Yarmulka."

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