What saychel!  And in someone so you...

What saychel!  And in someone so young! – story 2
[My thanks to BMS for the following]
Later that morning, young Benjy goes to school. Today, there’s a new teacher arriving. When class begins, the new teacher decides to make use of her degree in psychology. So she starts her class by saying, "Will everyone who thinks they`re stupid, please stand up!"
After thirty seconds, Benjy gets to his feet. The teacher looks at him and says, "So you think you`re stupid, do you?"
"No teacher," replies Benjy, "I didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself!"