Judges Jokes Category

A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking; "Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd ¦

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!! Read more

At a court date the judge asked, "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?
"Well, your honor, replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up the manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, "I want to listen to it on my record player.
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"Guilty or not guilty of begging?` asked the magistrate.
"Nearly guilty, said the beggar.
"What do you mean, ˜nearly` guilty? Asked the puzzled magistrate.
"Well, your honor, I asked the lady for twenty-five cents but I didn`t get it.
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