Kids Jokes Category

"I hear you`ve got a new baby sister, said Jonathan to his friend William.
"Yeah.
"Is she fun to play with?
"Nah.
"Well, why don`t you change her?
"We can`t, explained William, "we`ve had her for a week already.
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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a mother, father, and son. The son was far behind so the father turned and smacked down and said KETCHUP!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son opening the front door. She shouted, "Be careful on that floor, Jimmy; it`s just been waxed.
Jimmy, walking right in, replied, "Don`t worry, Mom, I`m wearing my cleats.
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