Kids Jokes Category

A father often read Bible stories to his young children. One day he read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was tuned to salt. His son asked, "What happened to the flea? Read more

Mum, what are you cooking??
It`s bean soup!
I don't care what it has been; I just want to know what it is now!!
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Mom says to her daughter: " Jennie you have your boot on the wrong foot!
Little Jennie replies, "Mommy, I didn't know I had a wrong foot".
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Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.
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"Johnny, I`ve had a letter from your Principal, said the father.
It seems you`re very careless with your appearance.
"Am I, Dad?
"Yes. You haven`t appeared in school since last semester!
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"Dad, Can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card." Read more

Q. Why did the kid eat his homework?
A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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My son's kindergarten class was asked to draw self-portraits for a class
project. My son of course followed the instructions but as he proudly
passed in his "Monet the teacher was astonished - He had drawn himself
Naked... The Teacher called him to her desk and asked "Jordan, What is this?"
He replied, "If you don't know what it is then I'm not going to tell you."
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A young man was paying an over-night visit to an out-of-town boyhood friend and his wife and young son. When it came time to retire, the young man was told he could sleep in the same bed as his son. After putting on his pajamas and entering the young son's room, he noticed the lad was stooped on the side of the bed with his head bowed. The young man proceeded to do the same thing on his side of the bed, thinking the lad was praying.
"What are you doing? said the lad.
"The same thing you are", answered the young man.
"Oh, boy"! Said the young lad. "Mommy`s going to' be real mad at you, because the potty is on this side of the bed!"
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?
Her mother replied, "No, you can`t play with the boys, they`re too rough.
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?
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