Lightbulbs Jokes Category

Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.
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Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.
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Q: How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to tell him he's doing it all wrong. Read more

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They can't do it, it's a hardware problem. Read more

Q: How many duffers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round!
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Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two ” One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a whole lot of light bulbs! Read more

Q. How many cockroaches dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None cause when you turn the light on they all scatter.
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Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light
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Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They tell software to code around it. Read more