Lutheran Jokes Category

You Might Be A Lutheran If...... you pronounce the word Lutheran "Lutern."...requests you hear are preceeded or followed by the phrase, "If it`s not too much trouble then..."...you know all the words to the first verse of "Silent Night" in German but can`t speak a word of it....you carry silverware in your pocket to church just in case there`s a potluck....you have an uncontollable urge to sit in the back of any room.... P.M.S. is defined as "Post Merger Syndrome."...your house is a mess because you`re "saved by Grace," not by works....the doilies underneath the Thanksgiving flowers make nice snowflakes at Christmas. Read more

You Might Be A Lutheran If......doughnuts are in the official church budget....they have to rope off the last pews in church so the front isn`t empty....you`re watching "Star Wars" in the theatre and when they say, "May the force be with you," the theatre replies, "and also with you."...you tap a church visitor on the shoulder and say, "excuse me, but you`re in my seat."...you doodle on the back of communion cards....you can say the meal prayer all in one breath....Bach is your favorite composer just because he was Lutheran, too....you hesitate to clap for the church choir or special music because "it just wasn`t done that way in the old days." Read more

You Might Be A Lutheran If......you think a meeting isn`t legitimate unless it`s at least three hours long....peas in your tuna noodle hotdish add too much color....you make change in the offering plate for a ten....your dad`s name is Luther N., your brother is Luther Hahn and you are Lew Theran....you think butter is a spice....the church is on fire, and you rush in to save the coffee pot....you have more than five flavors of Jell-O in your pantry....you know what a "dead spread" is. Read more