You Might Be A Lutheran If......a midlife crisis m...

You Might Be A Lutheran If......a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one....you forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot....the pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes....you make spaghetti at your house with the little macaroni noodles because they`re not so messy then....you don`t make eye contact when passing someone in the hall because you think it`s impolite....your choir believes volume is a fair substitute for tonality....you don`t know what was sooo funny about dat movie "Fargo" then....in response to someone jumping up and shouting "Praise the Lord!", you politely remind him or her that we don`t do that around here.