You Might Be A Lutheran If... ...your LCMS pastor ...

You Might Be A Lutheran If... ...your LCMS pastor refers to St. Louis as "the holy city."...at Thanksgiving you serve lutefisk and try to convince your kids it`s really a turkey....you`re at an evangelistic rally and you actually manage to raise your hands waist high....the only mealtime prayer you know is "Come Lord Jesus."...you and your family of six squeeze into the last pew along with the 140 members already sitting there....you`re 57 years old and your parents still won`t let you date a Catholic....at the close of a memo it states "Peace be with you" and you respond "and also with you."...you can`t get into heaven without a casserole.