I`m so broke....I`m so broke, I go to KFC and lick...

I`m so broke....I`m so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.I`m so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice.I`m so broke, if a trip around the world cost a nickel, I wouldn`t have enough to leave the couch!I`m so broke that I just went into McDonald`s and put a small fry on layaway.If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn`t buy a wart off a cucumber!I`m so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I`d have to borrow one.We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.I`m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.I`m so broke, long distance companies don`t even call me to switch!If I stopped on a dime, I`d probably owe it to someone.I ain`t broke, but I`m severely bent.Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving."I`m so broke I can`t afford to pay attention!A guy walked into our house, stepped on a cigarette and my Mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"I`m so broke that when someone saw my Mom walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." She said, "No, I found one."We`re so broke that if someone rings our doorbell I have to yell, "Ding Dong!" out the window.