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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm. Read more

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I`ll get you next slime! Read more

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What do you give a sick snake? Asp-rin. Read more

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I`ll just have a slither. Read more

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What`s a vampire`s favorite sport? Batminton. Read more

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What is the monsters` favourite football team? Slitherpool. Read more

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What makes a glow-worm glow? A light meal. Read more

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What`s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose. Read more

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What is a monster`s favourite game? Swallow the leader. Read more

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What would you do if you found a bookworm chewing your favorite book? Take the words right out of its mouth. Read more

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