Mother Jokes Category

After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her bedside throughout the labor delivery and wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, he took his wife`s hand afterward and said emotionally. "Tell, me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth.""OK, honey," his wife replied. "Smile as hard as you can."Beaming down at his wife and smile, the man followed her instsuctions. "That`s not hard."She continued, "Now stick a finger in each corner of you mouth." He obeyed, smiling broadly. "Now stretch your lips as far as they`ll go," she went on."Still not to tough." he remarked."Right." she snapped. "Now pull them over your head." Read more

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I`ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, `For Heaven`s sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!`" Read more

What is the difference between the titanic and your mama? we know how many men went down on the titanic. Read more