Musician Jokes Category

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer`s sticks.
The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"

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An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician.
The dad says, "I am sorry -- can`t have it both ways.
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet" Read more

How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.
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Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
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How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
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What do you call someone who hangs around musicians? A drummer! Read more

What is the difference between a bad drummer and a radox bath? A radox bath bucks up the feet. Read more