Norwegian Jokes Category

Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife with him wherever he went so that he wouldn`t have to kiss her goodbye. Read more

Ole and Sven went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish, and Sven says, "The way I figger it, Ole, each of them fish cost us $400. Well. At dat price it`s a good ting we didn`t catch any more of em than we did." Read more

"I need to buy some boards there, Sven." "How long you want `em, Ole?" "Long time. I`m building a house, ya know." Read more

So Lena was competing in the Sons of Norway Swim Meet and she came in last place in the hundred-yard breast stroke and she said to the judges, "Oh say, I don`t vant to complain, but I tink those other two girls were using der arms"! Read more

Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: "I wonder why aren`t we getting any ducks, Ole?" "I don`t know. I wonder if we`re throwing the dog high enough." Read more

Did you hear about Ole`s nephew Torvald who won the gold medal at the Olympics? Yeah, he had it bronzed. Read more

So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings." Read more

"Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?" "I don`t know, Ole." "Only two, if you run them through real slow." Read more

"Mama, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I`m Norvegian?" "No, it`s because you`re NINETEEN." Read more

So what`s the difference between a Norwegian and a canoe? Well, a canoe will sometimes tip. Read more