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Q: Why was the cat wearing a tuxedo?
A: He was going to the hare ball! Read more

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
Because business was very light.
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Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Antartian parade. Read more

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Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they`re the dead centers.
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What do romantic vampires do?
Neck
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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.
Yes, sir. It`s the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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Q. How do you confuse an antarctian?
A. Bleeble! Read more

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
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A sharp nose points to curiosity. A flattened nose indicates too much curiosity. Read more

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What happened when the barman died?
The police held an inn-quest
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